GOOGLE this, – number of hits you get when you google these 25 random keywords ( from polar bear to video to space)

October 3, 2008

When we google things we usually ignore the number of results we get, I decided upon 25 keywords and see which one is the most dominant on the web. here are the results. yeah i was sleepy!

where”dot com” takes the maximum hits, things like “polar bear” remain low, “google” seems to be most present company and “one” the famous number.

 

01…..025,680,000,000-.”com

02…..022,050,000,000-“1” i.e.0ne

03…..008,480,000,000-“I” i.e i

04…..005,240,000,000-“United States”

05…..003,920,000,000-“free”

06…..003,250,000,000-“video”

07…..003,060,000,000-“Google”

08…..002,260,000,000-“music

09…..002,030,000,000-“high”

10…..001,890,000,000-“love”

11…..001,120,000,000-“space”

12…..000,893,000,000-“microsoft”

13…..000,693,000,000-“sex”

14…..000,382,000,000-“cup”

15…..000,258,000,000-“wikipedia”

16…..000,240,000,000-“dollar

17…..000,230,000,000-“hero

18…..000,165,000,000-“hole”

19…. 000,087,800,000-“alien

20…..000,044,300,000-“climate change

21…..000,025,100,000-“mosquito

22…..000,017,400,000-“condom

23…..000,020,200,000-“cheetah

24…..000,007,190,000-“polar bear

25…..000,002,750,000-“abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

any other YAWNFULLY intresting thing? please comment

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YAWN-The most boring news in town (weekly)1

September 28, 2008

Manmohan singh and Bush

Manmohan singh and Bush

INDIA – US NEUCLEAR DEAL

 

15 years before I was born, my nation conducted a neuclear test. The world showed the obvious reaction what you expect it to show.

Since then the Indian  diplomats have wasted or used their entire carreers to woo US and the world to feul India’s neuclear demands.

Believe it or not this news comes every 2nd day on Indian News channels for more than a decade now.

YAWN- over that our priminiter goes to US abd tells GEORGE BUSH ” PEOPLE OF INDIA LOVE YOU”,PRESIDENT BUSH”  What the hell!

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Police say teen plotted to kill mom for breast implants

What the fcuk , I mean CNN get over this shity news “A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said.

source http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/27/implant.hitmen.reut/index.html

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CHINESE RADIO, CHINESE PHONE, CHINESE ZIPS and finally CHINESE MILK

Frankly speaking Chinese products dont have a reputation for being good in the market, It doesnt surprise me if one more product turns out to be bad or full of melamine.

But people we are loosing lives here! Come on chinese guys you are a great nation , then why such sub standard products.

The World Health Organization said the problem has been exacerbated by “a combination of ignorance and deliberate failure to report.”

Chinese health officials have confirmed the deaths of four infants who had kidney stones caused by drinking tainted milk powder. More than 54,000 babies have been sickened, including 12,892 who have been hospitalized, officials said. State media have reported that two other babies with kidney stones died this summer and that their parents said they had used a brand of tainted milk powder. But local officials have not confirmed a link to the scandal.”-washington post

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JENNIFER ANISTON WANTS TO START DATING 

I mean dude whats wrong with you mam. this is hilariously yawnfull, this way of staying in news, i like it Jenni, keep it up. but try to change some details sometimes or it gets boring.

Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston is desperate to rekindle her romance with ex-beau John Mayer.ennifer reached out to John first. She had a few glasses of wine – then decided to throw caution to the wind and make the first move. John was pleasantly surprised to hear from her,” a source said.

However, Mayer seems to be more concerned about changing her lifestyle rather than getting back with her, as Jennifer has been photographed on several boozy nights with pals.

Jennifer’s pals are worried, as the Hollywood actress is having a tough time dealing with her split from Mayer.“-yahoo news


Urban Assault

September 22, 2008

I was watching T.V with my mum one day, and i noticed that for about some minutes now she hadn’t spoken. I had ignored some really irritating noise(of “hussssh”) and turned my head to the direction of the source to investigate and stop the irritation. I saw mum behind the wall with a roll of newspaper (intended for violent use) in her hand and her little head popping out and her face turned aggressive. I looked where the trembling newspaper roll was pointing. I wasn’t surprised at finding what was being pointed and shooed away but was surprised at the mere act which seemed to me like the reaction of two dogs in a territorial conflict.
Well it was a medium sized langur(monkey) who was not that interested in TV but was looking quite baffled with this weird reaction of the human being and was looking forward to accept the offer(of the paper roll), but didn’t quite know if it could eat it. What it did next was quite anticipated if you were in its place, it grabbed the news paper, ran out of the door , tried to chew it and realized it somehow didn’t have the taste for it. The scene ended up with shreds of paper, screams and paw prints.

My mum who was quick to close the window said पता नही कौन गला शिकार होगा, जय हनुमान.”(i.e.”god knows who will be the next victim, jai hamuman”). the first part of the sentence(about the victim) was devoted to the popular detective show on a third grade hindi news channel , where as the later part was to worship the monkey(or the monkey god) who was being shooed away a while ago.
This was the biggest reverse culture shock I had received after coming back from europe.I was in India and a monkey could just enter and leave my house at its own will, it was treated with disgust first and was praised(ironically) when it wasn’t there to listen and was busy attacking other households. It was and still is some amusement to see day today things and wonder if the thought of amusement really deserves a thought? or is it worse than before? or is it better than before? or is the great Indian tolerance superficial? or is the opposite where the disgust is superficial and tolerance deep?

There was recently a story in The Times of India about Drunk Monkeys attacking Humans in Orissa. (http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1080182.cms).

Why?
Because the Hindus believe that Pawan Dev (God of Air, wind ) incarnated in the form of a monkey and helped the human race and Ram(Vishnu’s incarnation) to fight evil and played a major role . This means that all monkeys must be divine and thus treated with tolerance, if not equal they have a greater right to live.
Yeah right! Such belief in a society which takes over the natural habitat of monkeys and kills many of them out of fear,anger or contempt seems quite hypocritical. Where is the logic?

By this logic if monkeys were to rule the world and take our homes one day, they should rightfully worship the entire human race because Jesus Christ was born to humans.

(The rights to the images are owned by Abhinav Mishra contact: abhinav.m.n@gmail.com)


Dawn of the yawn

September 22, 2008

Yeah the stock markets crashed, heard about people committing suicide due to the lost money here in India.Think it might be a small price to pay for capitalism, after all the money shouldn’t belong to normal people , it should belong to the super rich who can ,you know, afford to loose some money.Normal people don’t deserve money after all they submit there money to the super rich, and make them a bit richer. Yaaaaaaawn!!!! all this now ceases to amuse me.May be I am getting old or everything is getting too repetitive.

“A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die. “as Kafka put it might be a ray of hope to human kind and makes you feel optimistic about all the suicides around us. I will never be able to figure out why people commit suicide until I feel like. Yeah right! MR.Kafka and if you didn’t want your books to be published , why didn’t you burn them actually instead of just asking your friend to do the job for you.

Here too history repeats again! All so called great men have been treated like God(para normal superhuman). After all people come on , if a police man does his job to catch criminal so does the sweeper do by keeping the streets clean , is sweeping less valuable?

Notably only coca cola and McDonald shares were reported to survive the US financial crisis, explaining ….. well i don’t need to write that! I am studying architecture and hoping that there are enough opportunities to make buildings though a war might be good opportunity for us architects, wont it ? Sounds familiar , its like captivating a tiger first for fun, killing some tigers and captivating the rest in pretext of saving their lives.

Don’t you think a mission to moon is due for a long time , I think Egyptians might be the last ones who landed there, World leaders might be thinking whether “the untouched moon” might grow fungus and rot if not used properly. Like now they are “touching” the ocean depths to exploit it .

Yaaaaaaaawn! man it never ends i am sleepy , lets go and watch some Reality show , atleast its vulgarity will compensate lack of other vulgarities around when I sleep and dont dream of the reality.

Check this site out to find whether coke or mcD is bigger if you care.

http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question17865.html